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The Top 250 Most Important Issues to Conservatives ... Because Of Course

1. Beer
2. Man-girls
3. Rainbow shirts at Target
4. Rainbow-colored Ford trucks
5. Being called "Karen"
6. Systemic racism against White people as displayed by Black teens "stealing" Karen's bike
7. Men in girls swimsuits
8. "Karens" calling White people "problematic"
9. Raising money for White strangers on Twitter who killed a Black person or who was intimidated by Black teens
10. Raising money for "Karens" because they are simply White without realizing these same "Karens" hate White Conservatives and their politics
11. Colored Disney characters ... while also calling themselves "colorblind"
12. Calling Black Americans "niggers" without any consequences ... right before election 2024 ... as Black men consider conservative politics ... because of course
13. Wanting to find "deep meaning" in focusing on man-girls, Disney characters, and rainbow trucks instead of focusing on outreach and policies that affect average Americans
14. Supporting anti-Black Republican candidates, whom they believe will free Black America from the confines of the Democrat Plantation
15. Advocating for "parents rights" ... just not for parents they dislike  
16. Celebrating losing 2,000+ future jobs and $1B in Florida state revenue because they don't like colored Disney characters
17. Calling 70% of Black children "fatherless" (aka bastards)
18. Assuming Black Conservatives who make lists about Conservatives and their petty "cultural wars" are Democrat voters who support Biden
19. Boycotting American capitalism to get back at large corporations that have ESG choking their necks
20. Focusing on bankrupting American businesses and crushing thousands of American jobs instead of focusing on firing Biden, who codified ESG
21. Chicago crime stats delivered to them every Monday morning on FOX
22. Black-on-Black crime
23. Disney's subscriber numbers
24. Being called "White Supremacists," which they consider to be the same as calling Black people "niggers"
25. Breastfeeding in public
26. Reading my list right now and assuming I am a Democrat ... because of course
27. Reading my list right now, accusing me of being a Democrat, and not once reading my bio, which states "#1 strategist for national and statewide conservative victories using effective Black Outreach"
28. Arguing why Black racial colonization was good.
29. Arguing why cultural colonization of White people is bad.
30. Arguing why Affirmative Action is unfair and racist when it benefits Black Americans ... even though White women benefit the most from AA ... because of course
31. Arguing why Affirmative Action is unfair ... among people who do not value or attend higher education ... because of course
32. Not knowing what boycotting American capitalism is ... while boycotting American capitalism to "own" the Libs ... because of course
33. Entering race conversations on Twitter with minimal information or insight about the topics, thus making themselves look stupid
34. Accusing me of not being a real Conservative because I made a list of the most important issues to Conservatives ... as told by their pundits and the attention these topics receive daily ... because of course
35. Telling me my list is "biased" and "not factual" while we can all see how factual it is by reading conservative pundits' tweets
36. Telling me (a Black Conservative Capitalist with an online business) that I don't know what capitalism is and how they are not trying to boycott capitalism ... as they boycott capitalism. (At this point, there is no discussion about the economy, firing Biden to remove ESG, or winning Election 2024.)
37. Thinking they are the White Supremacist system that doesn't owe Black Americans reparations
38. Taking PERSONAL offense when Black Americans address SYSTEMIC racism (aka Progressivism)
39. Launching federal investigations into a beer company for putting a man-girl on the can
40. Being perfectly OK with candidates who preach anti-Black, racist messaging on a predominantly White Conservative platform so Conservatives continue getting the racist battering this election cycle
41. Championing Jim Crow, anti-voting policies to suppress the youth vote
42. Becoming just like White Progressives, who also attack capitalism when a corporation espouses views they don't like
43. Laughing at Walmart because the Black Little Mermaid doll is 50% OFF 
44. Wondering where VP Kamala Harris is, because she's not at the border
45. John Fetterman's sweats
46. Making sure to waste time on Twitter by telling each other why Black Outreach is a waste of time
47. Making sure Black people on Twitter know that White Conservatives are the only people concerned with crimes in Black areas ... because there are absolutely ZERO Black Americans standing against crime ... because of course
48. Comparing a Black Conservative Capitalist to a Russian Communist because she told Conservatives to stop attacking capitalism and focus on fighting Progressivism 
49. The "Trans Mind Virus" 
50. Celebrating high school boys who put period pad dispensers in toilets
51. Al Sharpton at Jordan Neely's funeral
52. People mourning Jordan Neely instead of celebrating the White man who choked Jordan to death ... because of course
53. Watching random people stand up against Leftist protesters in the UK
54. "Tuck-friendly" women's swimwear at Target
55. Jordan Neely's dysfunctional mental health record
56. George Floyd ... again ... because of course
57. AOC attending Jordan Neely's funeral
58. Obsessively pointing at liberal hypocrisy every minute of the day rather than channeling their energy into winning elections, performing outreach, educating new voters, and registering them
59. Getting mad at my growing list of "The Most Important Issues to Conservatives"
60. "Woke" senators who deliver enthusiastic speeches
61. Queer clothes with extra fabric at Target
62. Ending aid to Ukraine
63. The Left using systems to attack their political opponents ... while completely supporting the Right using the system to attack their political opponents ... because of course
64. Biden's administration funding new book venture from a drag queen
65. Making sure Conservatives know that their White Progressive cousins consider them to be racist if they wake up early
66. Cost of illegal immigration
67. BLM's revenue dropping ... with zero accountability for how the GOP spent millions of dollars ... on flowers and stuff ... because of course
68. Asking Californians about their Gavin Newsom support ... as if Californians didn't try to kick him out during the Recall Movement ... which Conservatives ruined ... because of course
69. Making sure Conservatives connect Chicago murders to Obama ... because of course
70. Making sure Black Americans stand for the national anthem or risk getting mocked when they get arrested in Russia (the Brittney Griner Story)
71. The cost of U-Hall trucks and the California exit
72. Break dancers at Jordan Neely's funeral ... because of course
73. Wondering why Snoop Dogg didn't contact Martha Stewart after her Sports Illustrated feature
74. Illegal aliens raping American girls
75. Celebrating people who fire employees for adding pronouns in their emails
76. Drags at churches
77. Being angry at AOC for attending the dead Black man's funeral but not attending the dead Asian woman's funeral ... because of course
78. Watching the FBI investigate pro-life activists
79. Being angry with Democrats' equity plan, and ensuring Conservatives believe that equity plan allows random Black men to kill random Asian people with machetes
80. George Santos ... because ... I don't know
81. AI-powered lawn mowers ... because of course
82. Looking at videos of Brittney Griner's naked chest to determine if she's really a woman ... because of course
83. Reading about dirty women who rob men at nasty night clubs
84. Making sure young Conservative women understand that physical abuse in a marriage is something they must endure, but the buck of righteousness stops if the woman cheats on her husband ... then he must crucify her ... because of course
85. Tori Spelling's moldy house
86. Men in skirts sitting in a pediatrics's office wearing a mask in 2023
87. Walmart 
88. Blackwashing of royal White characters ... with zero situational awareness of how White creators turned colored Biblical characters into White heroes ... because of course
89. Making sure the Black electorate in Chicago knows it's their fault why illegal immigrants are in their city ... even though White Progressives in the north voted for sanctuary city status ... because White people are never at fault for how they vote ... at all ... just the Negroes
90. Making sure that 90% of their Christian Conservative voting power goes towards the Republican Party that disrespects them, ignores them, collects tithes from them, and routinely keeps the racist battering on their necks ... while telling Black people they get what they voted for ... because of course
91. Target hiring a satanist
92. Making sure Conservatives remember that BLM started based on lies ... because that is totally relevant to this upcoming election
93. Taylor Swift ticket prices
94. Making sure White Conservatives see how racist media are towards White people while practicing zero situational awareness regarding the people who frame these media headlines (aka other White people)
95. Making sure White Conservatives remember how much of a trash person they think Michael Brown was ... because of course
96. Making sure White Conservatives understand they are the real victims in America's race war today ... a war they cannot recognize as being White Progressives vs. White Conservatives ... because of course
97. Making sure to always respond to the Libs "calendar of oppression" every time they bring up Michael Brown and BLM ... every year ... because of course
98. Making sure Conscious Black Conservatives know the meaning of "woke" ... because clearly only White Conservatives, who discovered the word last year, have the true definition and not us dumb Negroes
99. Making sure to create as many hypothetical stories about Black mobs randomly attacking innocent White Americans who did nothing other than be White ... because of course
100. Biden and the national debt 
101. Making sure Black Republicans are "colorblind" as they engage in race-based (aka COLORED) ideological battles
102. Making sure Conservatives focus on rocks with presidential faces (aka Mt. Rushmore) instead of focusing on firing the rock sitting in the Oval Office (aka Joe Biden)
103. Asking me if Oprah will also receive reparations ... as if I am Oprah's Black spokeswoman ... because of course
104. Asking me if Bud Light is real beer ... because that is the #1 issue to Conservatives ... of course
105. Making sure White Conservatives believe White people in America are at the bottom of America's racial caste system ... after telling Black America that America is not a racist country ... because of course
106. Boycotting FOX because Matt Walsh no longer receives free airtime on their network now that Tucker Carlson is gone
107. Making sure Chicago crime is heavily reported to White Conservatives every Monday morning ... like clockwork
108. Choosing to vote for candidates who have cheated on their wives and produced multiple children with different baby moms ... but refusing to vote for a candidate who is unmarried and childless
109. Determining Senator Tim Scott's virginity level and body count
110. Ben Crump, whom Conservatives just discovered last year, deleting his "Bike Karen" tweets
111. Larry Elder getting mad at reporters for asking him how he will be a different Black face on the Right
112. Senator Tim Scott's inability to have a real last name, which automatically disqualifies him from being president
113. Making sure Conscious Black Conservatives understand how racially oppressed White people are in America while they steady defend White Progressive Karens who don't like them
114. Making sure I know how racist America is towards White people today by showing me random BLM tweets
115. Seeing the word "Chicago" and automatically assuming that means "race"
116. Getting mad at me for quote tweeting colorblind Conservatives as they tell me how racist America is towards White people
117. Getting mad at me because there is no National Association for the Advancement of White People (aka NAAWP)
118. Consistently worrying about becoming the new "minority" ... almost like they know "minority" status connotes systemic racial oppression ... but I digress
119. Making sure Conscious Black Conservatives understand there is a two-tiered system and double standard set for certain Americans based on race ... but only when it targets White Americans ... because this has never happened to Black Americans ... at all ... in American History ... because of coure
120. Making sure Conscious Black Conservatives understand minorities have protected class status ... but they don't have a majority protected class status as White people ... because America is racist ... and they are at the bottom of the racial caste system 
121. Making sure to call out liberal media for not reporting racist crimes against White people while being a part of conservative media, which never reports racist crimes against Black people
122. Whitesplaining anti-White racism to Conscious Black Conservatives ... because we absolutely have no clue what it's like to deal with racism in America
123. Spending money to fact-check Biden on a useless GOP website
124. Challenging the nuclear family concept ... because it's detrimental to generational wealth ... or something ... because of course
125. Giving more power to the state's Executive Branch ... because who cares about the Constitution, right?
126. Making sure Conservatives are ready for Pride Month
127. Making sure Evangelicals who use pronouns to refer to humans understand they are dancing with Satan ... because of course pronouns equal Satan
128. Making sure Christian women boycott Target for the month of June ... but they can return to their favorite past time hobby on July 1st.
129. Trying to get celebrities to join the Target boycott ... after telling celebrities to stay out of politics
130. Reminding everyone that Black people don't tip at restaurants
131. Reminding Conservatives that Ann Coulter still loves their racism despite advocating for Black reparations
132. Making sure that as a former White Liberal, Black Americans understand newbie White Conservative females aren't really racist ... as they spew racist conservative talking points
133. Reminding Conservatives that they will not have access to reparations even as they are the new victims of America's racial caste system
134. Urging Conservatives to read the Durham Report
135. Looking at what the NYC Democrat mayor is doing ... because Republicans are absolutely perfect
136. Biden's western water plan
137. Advocating for an American dictator because Americans do not deserve freedom
138. Getting Conservatives ready to defend their favorite Black Republican against Whoopi
139. Randomly getting mad at Chip and Joanna Gaines -- two of the best Christian humans in the world -- because they sell products at Target
140. Getting mad at Black Conservatives for not defending White Conservatives in their battle against anti-White racism (which was initiated by White Progressives)
141. Wanting empathy from Black people as they endure anti-White racism from White Progressives ... after telling Black people to suck it up when White Progressives targeted us
142. Focusing on the LA Dodgers who apologized to Catholics recently for allowing drags to perform sacrilegious acts on their field
143. Determining which version of traditional marriage is most Christian and conservative
144. Being a Black Republican and giving "grace to evolve" to an anti-Black Republican candidate after he launched a racist political campaign instead of keeping her heels on that candidate's neck
145. Being a Black Republican and refusing to be a voice for the people now that she has access to a conservative candidate's table
146. Making sure Conservatives understand that the Western world they thought they controlled is now targeting them as enemies
147. Getting angry at the Western world for mobilizing a war against White Conservatives while calling for a war against Communist Americans and demanding an American dictator
148. Gayle King ... because why not talk about her on a conservative platform?
149. Anti-Catholic drags
150. Telling Conservative Twitter to stay away from Sonnie Johnson
151. Getting mad at social media ... while using social media ... because social media allows Communists to use their apps
152. Celebrating each time they win cultural wars participation trophies as Progressives continue infiltrating safe red spaces at the local, state, and federal level
153. Getting mad at Senator Tim Scott for working with a Democrat to create police reform policies in an era when Biden has unleased his police force (the FBI) to target White Conservatives
154. Getting mad because Black people don't want to engage in their White-on-White political war
155. Making sure Conservatives understand drag queens are now a protected class and not them
156. Making sure White Conservatives believe "equity for Black Americans" means allowing Black Americans the freedom to randomly kill White babies without consequences
157. Making sure Conservatives see how the FBI is launching a war on pro-lifers ... while simultaneously telling Conservatives why our country needs a dictator
158. Addressing the "Demon-Controlled Rainbow Mafia" and boycotting American capitalism instead of evangelizing the Gospel message like Jesus said do
159. Making sure the American government forces people to accept Christianity or risk government oppression instead of doing what Jesus said regarding His Great Commission
160. Getting mad at my growing list and telling me to get a job ... because I don't own an online business, virtual ministry, and political platform
161. Telling traditional conservative women to "get in the fight" by boycotting Target ... after telling traditional women that leaving the house is what Satan wants us to do
162. Getting mad at my growing list again and challenging Conscious Black Conservatives to name ONE Black organization that stands up against violence in Black communities
163. Making sure White Conservatives accuse Chip and Joanna Gaines of being disloyal to Jesus because they won't say anything about Target's rainbow shirts
164. Making sure the anti-cancel culture cult cancels Chip and Joanna Gaines for living their best life, minding their business, and not saying anything about Target
165. Making sure the world knows that White Conservatives and Candace Owens (one in the same) are the only voices to speak against violence in Black communities ... because of course
166. Calling me an incompetent shill who isn't paying enough attention to all the conspiracy theories out here and getting mad at nonsensical matters like they do ... because of course
167. Getting mad at me for constructing this growing list and wondering where I have fallen off, not once asking themselves if they should pivot their anger towards their pundits who have them focused on these "top issues"
168. Making sure Conservatives celebrate another "cultural win" as Target moves its gay pride gear from the front of the store ... to the back of the store
169. Staying mad at my growing list and accusing me of NOT ONCE telling Conservatives the reasons for my scorching irony
170. Calling my list a "pissing contest" with other Conservatives because I recorded all the things they consider most important in 2023 using their own words and tweets
171. Reassuring White Conservatives that there are different types of White Supremacists in America and why they should not feel alone in their struggle
172. Canada's euthanasia program
173. Kari Lake's ongoing court grift
174. Discussing Glen Kuiper's "nigger" statement and making sure Conservatives feel like America really has an anti-White problem because they aren't allowed to call Black people "niggers" without consequences
175. Trump's psycho stalker, E Jean Carroll
176. Alligators eating a man's arm after he peed in a lake
177. Glenn Youngkin's possible 2024 presidential bid
178. Making sure Conservatives believe "equity for Black Americans" means people like Jordan Neely's uncle (a Black man) can get away with stealing purses
179. Wearing contact lenses
180. DeSantis launching his presidential bid ... on Twitter Spaces ... because nothing could go wrong there
181. Evangelical preachers lying to their flock about alcohol
182. Making sure Clarence Thomas and Tim Scott know how much Conservatives will protect them from Progressive White women
183. A machete-wielding professor who hates the pro-life movement
184. $100,000 chapstick sold at a Republican auction
185. Target's CEO stating how promoting the alphabet group is a good thing
186. Getting mad at California for banning Skittles ... I guess Conservatives do want some folks to "taste the rainbow" 
187. Issuing a travel warning to socialists who want to visit Florida
188. White Conservative women holding Twitter discussions to discuss the pros and cons of shopping at Target
189. Getting triggered by satanists pronoun pins ... at Target
190. Giving the state more power to indoctrinate kids into Christianity ... because they can't do it themselves as Christian parents ... because of course
191. Promoting drag commercials for The North Face brand, which none of us knew existed until conservative Twitter brought them up